there are a lot of things in this world that I don’t like, and I can live with that but why do they put stickers on books
Especially the extra sticky paper ones that you pull off but it leaves paper and sticky residue that picks up dirt and hair and shit and its all gross and you have to scratch at it but ITS STILL FUCKING THERE
okay today i learned that apparently the penis has a say in whether or not a child will be a boy or a girl
female sperm swims slower than male sperm, but the males can’t swim for as long as the females. this means that a long penis will be closer to the egg when releasing the sperm, and there will be a higher chance for the child to be a boy.
so in conclusion
if you have a lot of sons you have a big dick
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